Lame Excuses

[CAMellie]

Being dumped REALLY sucks! Especially when you're given the most lame-o reasons in the universe.

My last dumping was because:
"You don't like to feed the cat people food and I do. You also don't want a fish tank in the bedroom and I do."
I...shit...you...NOT!

Share with me the lame excuses you've heard. I need a serious pick-me-up right now, please.

 

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