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~BBW, stuffing, ~MWG - A technology reviewer tries out a new product
Nano
by Billsfan248
She always got to try the newest and the coolest tech before anyone else. Allison was, as she would proudly share with anyone who would listen, the third most watched tech commentator on the web. Of course, she couldnt really back that claim up, but nobody ever pressed her.
Part of her success doubtless came from her looks. She was sleek and smooth, like so many of the machines she discussed. Unlike them, she was also blonde, with pouty cherry lips, narrow eyes, and tiny upturned nose. Her hairstyle, which she changed monthly, was currently short, parted just to the left of center, and swept slightly back, giving the impression that she was walking against a very mild breeze. Deep blue eyes, always accented with light mascara and eye shadow, contrasted with her alabaster skin. Her body below was slim but still curvy, and she always made sure to show just a hint of her chest in her videos. She was the stuff of lonely nerds dreams.
Because she was pretty, many people underestimated her intelligence. But she was shrewd,and possessed a deep understanding of both her audience and the industry. Company PR reps knew they could rely on her to give fair reviews of any reasonably solid product they sent her for free. Because of this, she ended up with advance models prior to many product launches.
So it was no surprise when a courier with a big box knocked on her door one morning. The company it came from, though - that was a surprise.
TomorrowTech was huge these days. Big venture capital sink. Nobody who really knew anything seemed to think much of them; they mostly existed to talk rich investors out of their cash with massive promises about changing the face of the world. Theyd put out ads about how their new Home TechSolution would change everything. But nobody had seen a production model, or even a prototype. Hell, nobody was even clear on what it was the thing would do. It was all couched in buzzwords and nebulous promises about new paradigms and rewriting everything everyone knew about consumer electronics. She had long written them off as the sort of snake oil scammers who thrived in the industry.
Yet here it was. A plain black box, delivered by a courier with an entire stack of papers for her to sign - confidentiality agreements, waivers, promises to return the product upon request, promises not to disclose any information about it before the company gave her official go ahead - the detail of it all piqued her curiosity. Clearly, this wasnt just a new phone.
Slitting the boxs tape with elegantly manicured nails, she slid out a second box, completely wrapped in foam. It appeared that they hadnt finished the package design process.
After unwrapping the box, she found that it was short, squat, and black. It had a mottled finish that suggested leather, though it was clearly plastic. Turning it over in her hands, she found only one switch, located on the top. She plugged the cord into a wall, sat down on the floor with the box, and pressed the button. A fan inside whirred to life.
Immediately, an image was projected above the button - a hologram of a very simple face.
She jumped back, startled. She hadnt expected that. Not that she knew what to expect, but that certainly wasnt it.
Allison examined the face, made of blue light. Just a smiling mouth and two big eyes. They clearly wanted to avoid the uncanny valley with this one. Then, the face moved. It opened its mouth. And it spoke.
Hello, Im Nano. And Im going to make your life easier. I can make whatever food you desire. It spoke in a deep but flat voice, like a bored radio presenter. They would need to re-record that before launch.
It sat unmoving for a minute, and since there were no input options, she gathered that she was supposed to interact with it.
Slowly and clearly, she said, Okay, Nano. What kind of food can you make?
I can make whatever you desire, it repeated.
Sure, she said dismissively. She was used to hearing big, empty promises. Can you give me an example of the sort of thing you can make?
I can prepare 2,674 entrees from 29 distinct schools of cuisine. I can prepare 459 desserts. I can prepare 633 snack foods. I can prepare 896 beverages. Would you like a complete list?
No, she said. She didnt want to listen to the thing listing off thousands of foods. Okay, so how do you make it?
Through cutting edge nanotechnology, I prepare foods from the molecular level up. That way, theyre sure to be perfect. Thats the Nano promise!
Her eyes bulged slightly. If this was legitimate, it would turn the entire appliance industry - no, the world - on its head. Nanotechnology! Creating something from random molecules the mind boggled.
Okay. Well, lets try you out. How about brie and crackers?
Please wait. Cooking!
A progress bar appeared about the smiling face, and the box hummed and emitted a new blue glow on the floor before it. As the progress bar filled, Allison was shocked to watch a piece of cardboard appearing on the floor in the middle of the blue glow. Atop the cardboard, a wheel of brie and several crackers phased into existence, seemingly out of nothing.
Enjoy your perfect food made perfectly fast: Nano! Nano said. Allison assumed the marketers were still having meetings to work on that catchphrase.
Hesitantly, she reached out and picked up the white cardboard plate. She walked over to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. Despite some concern about whether it was safe, it did look delicious. She sliced a piece of warm brie off the wheel and spread it on the cracker, then took a bite, fully prepared to spit it out.
It was heavenly. Salty and creamy with just a hint of bitterness. Perfect. The best brie shed ever had. Before she knew what she was doing, she was spreading cheese on another cracker. In just a few minutes, only a few cracker crumbs and a brie rind remained.
What would you like next?
She smacked her lips. The salt had made her thirsty. How about a mineral water with lemon?
Please wait. Preparing. It went through the entire progress bar and blue light show again, and when it was done, a paper cup sat before it. She guessed it couldnt make anything out of glass or ceramic; organics only.
Enjoy your perfect drink made perfectly fast: Nano! Nano said.
Like the brie had been, and as the machine promised, the drink was perfect - ice cold, very fizzy, and slightly lemony.
Would you like some dessert? Nano asked.
Allison didnt want to say yes. She hadnt gotten her body by gobbling big wheels of brie and topping it with dessert. But on the other hand, she should try a range of dishes to give it a fair review. And the first two things had been so good.
A small brownie with walnuts and chocolate icing.
May I suggest a brownie sundae? It is at least 66.6% (repeating) more delicious.
Okay she wasnt sure how she felt about the machine up-selling her. On the other hand, she was eating food manufactured from whatever molecules lay on her living room carpet, so it seemed silly to split hairs about exactly how it offered the stuff.
Enjoy your perfect dessert made perfectly fast: Nano!
The brownie sundae, like the previous two orders, was fantastic. Amazing. The best shed ever had. She burped cutely, and rested a hand on her now convex stomach.
Wow, that was fantastic, Nano. You know your way around a dessert. If Im not careful, youre going to make me fat
May I suggest a seafood paella?
----
Three months later, the company gave her the go ahead to release her review of Nano. There had been a slew of delays, but TomorrowTech was now certain theyd launch in stores in just a few weeks, and wanted to build buzz. Theyd offered to let her keep the model she had as long as she provided them a positive review. This was no trouble. She loved Nano. The only problem was turning him off long enough to record the review.
Sitting down before her computer, she was not the same woman shed been when she received Nano. He had, as promised, changed everything. She grunted as the arms of her chair dug into her hips. A new chair was definitely in order. She wiggled around, frowning, as she tried to get comfortable. Her blouse, a stretchy blue v-neck with a plunging neckline, strained as she moved. It was ridiculously undersized - new clothes were in order, too. Her breasts, which hadnt grown that much in her three months of gluttony, were still too large for both the bra and the blouse, heaving and threatening to break free with every breath. It was a good look, she thought, and would play well online.
What she ignored was the bottom of the blouse. Her movements had forced it to roll up, revealing a pale white belly. Her stomach was covered in stretch marks from her rapid weight gain, and had split into two stacked rolls. Her navel was buried between them; the only evidence that it still existed was the end of a bellybutton chain shed gotten in her younger days, which peeked out from inside the fold.
Her upper arms were undeniably fat, too, and sloshed back and forth within the confines of the blouse whenever she moved them. Her forearms and fingers had gained as well, though theyd had arguably the most exercise of any part of her in the past three months. Theyd been in charge of ferrying endless parade of treats Nano produced up to her greedy mouth.
Allisons face was recognizable, but barely. Where once she had the high, well-defined cheekbones of a model, tapering to a slightly too sharp chin, she now had a big round moon face. Her cheeks were plump, flushed slightly from the effort of squeezing into the chair. Her chin had doubled, and her neck, which previously had clearly visible bones and muscles, was now smooth and round, bunching up whenever she turned her head.
Taking in the entire picture of the neatly made-up woman before the webcam, the word that came to mind was overstuffed. Forced to gain an enormous amount of weight in a very short time, her cells seemed to have given up on placing it in specific areas, and just packed fat everywhere. She had barely left the house in the past three months, staying in and sampling Nanos products almost nonstop. She told herself it was in order to give the fairest possible review. Most days ended with her beached on the couch, struggling to breathe without exploding. Meanwhile, Nano would sit nearby, perpetually offering suggestions for additional foods she might enjoy.
Midway through her review, she turned Nano on to give a demonstration of how it worked. When it generated a thick slab of triple layer chocolate cake, she intended to take a bite to show it was good. After one bite, though, she couldnt resist. She stuffed a second forkful into her mouth, then a third. Her cheeks bulged as they were stuffed with rich, airy cake. She swallowed, her chins wobbling. The sigh she released was very nearly sexual, a deep purring from the back of her throat. Edit this out later, she scribbled on a pad of paper, along with the timestamp.
As she reached a pudgy hand to shut Nano off, he spoke again. May I suggest a glass of milk after your cake?
She was thirsty.
And may I suggest a bowl of strawberry ice cream to go with that?
Her mouth watered. She turned off the webcam, promising to finish this off later. Nano deserved a good review.
Nano
by Billsfan248
She always got to try the newest and the coolest tech before anyone else. Allison was, as she would proudly share with anyone who would listen, the third most watched tech commentator on the web. Of course, she couldnt really back that claim up, but nobody ever pressed her.
Part of her success doubtless came from her looks. She was sleek and smooth, like so many of the machines she discussed. Unlike them, she was also blonde, with pouty cherry lips, narrow eyes, and tiny upturned nose. Her hairstyle, which she changed monthly, was currently short, parted just to the left of center, and swept slightly back, giving the impression that she was walking against a very mild breeze. Deep blue eyes, always accented with light mascara and eye shadow, contrasted with her alabaster skin. Her body below was slim but still curvy, and she always made sure to show just a hint of her chest in her videos. She was the stuff of lonely nerds dreams.
Because she was pretty, many people underestimated her intelligence. But she was shrewd,and possessed a deep understanding of both her audience and the industry. Company PR reps knew they could rely on her to give fair reviews of any reasonably solid product they sent her for free. Because of this, she ended up with advance models prior to many product launches.
So it was no surprise when a courier with a big box knocked on her door one morning. The company it came from, though - that was a surprise.
TomorrowTech was huge these days. Big venture capital sink. Nobody who really knew anything seemed to think much of them; they mostly existed to talk rich investors out of their cash with massive promises about changing the face of the world. Theyd put out ads about how their new Home TechSolution would change everything. But nobody had seen a production model, or even a prototype. Hell, nobody was even clear on what it was the thing would do. It was all couched in buzzwords and nebulous promises about new paradigms and rewriting everything everyone knew about consumer electronics. She had long written them off as the sort of snake oil scammers who thrived in the industry.
Yet here it was. A plain black box, delivered by a courier with an entire stack of papers for her to sign - confidentiality agreements, waivers, promises to return the product upon request, promises not to disclose any information about it before the company gave her official go ahead - the detail of it all piqued her curiosity. Clearly, this wasnt just a new phone.
Slitting the boxs tape with elegantly manicured nails, she slid out a second box, completely wrapped in foam. It appeared that they hadnt finished the package design process.
After unwrapping the box, she found that it was short, squat, and black. It had a mottled finish that suggested leather, though it was clearly plastic. Turning it over in her hands, she found only one switch, located on the top. She plugged the cord into a wall, sat down on the floor with the box, and pressed the button. A fan inside whirred to life.
Immediately, an image was projected above the button - a hologram of a very simple face.
She jumped back, startled. She hadnt expected that. Not that she knew what to expect, but that certainly wasnt it.
Allison examined the face, made of blue light. Just a smiling mouth and two big eyes. They clearly wanted to avoid the uncanny valley with this one. Then, the face moved. It opened its mouth. And it spoke.
Hello, Im Nano. And Im going to make your life easier. I can make whatever food you desire. It spoke in a deep but flat voice, like a bored radio presenter. They would need to re-record that before launch.
It sat unmoving for a minute, and since there were no input options, she gathered that she was supposed to interact with it.
Slowly and clearly, she said, Okay, Nano. What kind of food can you make?
I can make whatever you desire, it repeated.
Sure, she said dismissively. She was used to hearing big, empty promises. Can you give me an example of the sort of thing you can make?
I can prepare 2,674 entrees from 29 distinct schools of cuisine. I can prepare 459 desserts. I can prepare 633 snack foods. I can prepare 896 beverages. Would you like a complete list?
No, she said. She didnt want to listen to the thing listing off thousands of foods. Okay, so how do you make it?
Through cutting edge nanotechnology, I prepare foods from the molecular level up. That way, theyre sure to be perfect. Thats the Nano promise!
Her eyes bulged slightly. If this was legitimate, it would turn the entire appliance industry - no, the world - on its head. Nanotechnology! Creating something from random molecules the mind boggled.
Okay. Well, lets try you out. How about brie and crackers?
Please wait. Cooking!
A progress bar appeared about the smiling face, and the box hummed and emitted a new blue glow on the floor before it. As the progress bar filled, Allison was shocked to watch a piece of cardboard appearing on the floor in the middle of the blue glow. Atop the cardboard, a wheel of brie and several crackers phased into existence, seemingly out of nothing.
Enjoy your perfect food made perfectly fast: Nano! Nano said. Allison assumed the marketers were still having meetings to work on that catchphrase.
Hesitantly, she reached out and picked up the white cardboard plate. She walked over to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. Despite some concern about whether it was safe, it did look delicious. She sliced a piece of warm brie off the wheel and spread it on the cracker, then took a bite, fully prepared to spit it out.
It was heavenly. Salty and creamy with just a hint of bitterness. Perfect. The best brie shed ever had. Before she knew what she was doing, she was spreading cheese on another cracker. In just a few minutes, only a few cracker crumbs and a brie rind remained.
What would you like next?
She smacked her lips. The salt had made her thirsty. How about a mineral water with lemon?
Please wait. Preparing. It went through the entire progress bar and blue light show again, and when it was done, a paper cup sat before it. She guessed it couldnt make anything out of glass or ceramic; organics only.
Enjoy your perfect drink made perfectly fast: Nano! Nano said.
Like the brie had been, and as the machine promised, the drink was perfect - ice cold, very fizzy, and slightly lemony.
Would you like some dessert? Nano asked.
Allison didnt want to say yes. She hadnt gotten her body by gobbling big wheels of brie and topping it with dessert. But on the other hand, she should try a range of dishes to give it a fair review. And the first two things had been so good.
A small brownie with walnuts and chocolate icing.
May I suggest a brownie sundae? It is at least 66.6% (repeating) more delicious.
Okay she wasnt sure how she felt about the machine up-selling her. On the other hand, she was eating food manufactured from whatever molecules lay on her living room carpet, so it seemed silly to split hairs about exactly how it offered the stuff.
Enjoy your perfect dessert made perfectly fast: Nano!
The brownie sundae, like the previous two orders, was fantastic. Amazing. The best shed ever had. She burped cutely, and rested a hand on her now convex stomach.
Wow, that was fantastic, Nano. You know your way around a dessert. If Im not careful, youre going to make me fat
May I suggest a seafood paella?
----
Three months later, the company gave her the go ahead to release her review of Nano. There had been a slew of delays, but TomorrowTech was now certain theyd launch in stores in just a few weeks, and wanted to build buzz. Theyd offered to let her keep the model she had as long as she provided them a positive review. This was no trouble. She loved Nano. The only problem was turning him off long enough to record the review.
Sitting down before her computer, she was not the same woman shed been when she received Nano. He had, as promised, changed everything. She grunted as the arms of her chair dug into her hips. A new chair was definitely in order. She wiggled around, frowning, as she tried to get comfortable. Her blouse, a stretchy blue v-neck with a plunging neckline, strained as she moved. It was ridiculously undersized - new clothes were in order, too. Her breasts, which hadnt grown that much in her three months of gluttony, were still too large for both the bra and the blouse, heaving and threatening to break free with every breath. It was a good look, she thought, and would play well online.
What she ignored was the bottom of the blouse. Her movements had forced it to roll up, revealing a pale white belly. Her stomach was covered in stretch marks from her rapid weight gain, and had split into two stacked rolls. Her navel was buried between them; the only evidence that it still existed was the end of a bellybutton chain shed gotten in her younger days, which peeked out from inside the fold.
Her upper arms were undeniably fat, too, and sloshed back and forth within the confines of the blouse whenever she moved them. Her forearms and fingers had gained as well, though theyd had arguably the most exercise of any part of her in the past three months. Theyd been in charge of ferrying endless parade of treats Nano produced up to her greedy mouth.
Allisons face was recognizable, but barely. Where once she had the high, well-defined cheekbones of a model, tapering to a slightly too sharp chin, she now had a big round moon face. Her cheeks were plump, flushed slightly from the effort of squeezing into the chair. Her chin had doubled, and her neck, which previously had clearly visible bones and muscles, was now smooth and round, bunching up whenever she turned her head.
Taking in the entire picture of the neatly made-up woman before the webcam, the word that came to mind was overstuffed. Forced to gain an enormous amount of weight in a very short time, her cells seemed to have given up on placing it in specific areas, and just packed fat everywhere. She had barely left the house in the past three months, staying in and sampling Nanos products almost nonstop. She told herself it was in order to give the fairest possible review. Most days ended with her beached on the couch, struggling to breathe without exploding. Meanwhile, Nano would sit nearby, perpetually offering suggestions for additional foods she might enjoy.
Midway through her review, she turned Nano on to give a demonstration of how it worked. When it generated a thick slab of triple layer chocolate cake, she intended to take a bite to show it was good. After one bite, though, she couldnt resist. She stuffed a second forkful into her mouth, then a third. Her cheeks bulged as they were stuffed with rich, airy cake. She swallowed, her chins wobbling. The sigh she released was very nearly sexual, a deep purring from the back of her throat. Edit this out later, she scribbled on a pad of paper, along with the timestamp.
As she reached a pudgy hand to shut Nano off, he spoke again. May I suggest a glass of milk after your cake?
She was thirsty.
And may I suggest a bowl of strawberry ice cream to go with that?
Her mouth watered. She turned off the webcam, promising to finish this off later. Nano deserved a good review.
