Ned Sonntag
Outermost Hoodoo Doctor
Everybody seems reluctant to broach the subject of Eddie Murphy's weird new movie morph of NUTTY PROFESSOR, BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE, & SHALLOW HAL with Eddie(?) as the nerd-FA and the predatory SSBBW girlfriend. The trailers on TV are getting more & more graphic. A pool guard asks the girlfriend if she's actually wearing a bikini bottom because her apron is obscuring it... she lifts her pannus to reveal that yes, indeed... which might beg a poll... does the really hip SSBBW wear her bottom under the apron, or outside on the apron? But I'm getting off the subject; Eddie's prostheses seem a quantum leap ahead in plausibility over Martin Lawrence's BIG MOMMA. How did they do that apron-lift? All necessary research, I suppose for the fat sex droids of the 2020's...
