FatAndProud
Well-Known Member
***if a rabbit's foot is so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
***is it a coincedence that theirs spells THE IRS? i think not.....
***if the world would end tomorrow...where would we go? would we all die and go somewhere?
***is michael jackson still black?
***wouldn't it be awesome to be a dog? be able to not do anything all day and then lick yourself when needed....
***if i asked Bill Gates for a dollar do you think he'd give me one?
***is sexual harrassment for self-employed people a problem?
***The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
***are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
***are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
***what do chickens think we taste like?
***can fat people go skinny dipping?
***crime doesn't pay...........................does that mean my job is a crime?
*** what do you call a male ladybug?
***what do you say if you're talking to God and he sneezes?
***what hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
***do fish get thirsty?
***what if hell really did freeze over? where would i go?
***what if someone died in the living room? \
***what if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
***do vampires get AIDS?
***what kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
***does killing time damage eternity?
***when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
***when they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
*** how do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
*** who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" pervs....
if you have the answers to ANY of these questions...
Good for you, ha.
***is it a coincedence that theirs spells THE IRS? i think not.....
***if the world would end tomorrow...where would we go? would we all die and go somewhere?
***is michael jackson still black?
***wouldn't it be awesome to be a dog? be able to not do anything all day and then lick yourself when needed....
***if i asked Bill Gates for a dollar do you think he'd give me one?
***is sexual harrassment for self-employed people a problem?
***The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
***are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
***are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
***what do chickens think we taste like?
***can fat people go skinny dipping?
***crime doesn't pay...........................does that mean my job is a crime?
*** what do you call a male ladybug?
***what do you say if you're talking to God and he sneezes?
***what hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
***do fish get thirsty?
***what if hell really did freeze over? where would i go?
***what if someone died in the living room? \
***what if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
***do vampires get AIDS?
***what kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
***does killing time damage eternity?
***when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
***when they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
*** how do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
*** who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" pervs....
if you have the answers to ANY of these questions...
Good for you, ha.
