~BBW, ~~WG, eating - A song, with apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford!
Some people say a woman's oughtta be thin
But a good fat woman's much better than sin.
Breasts and belly and butt aren't wrong
Her legs are a-weak but her craving's strong.
Chorus:
She gained sixteen pounds and what did she get?
A great big belly and hungrier yet.
Little Susie keeps eating every day some more,
I spend all my money at the grocery store.
I went out one night and picked up a girl
For a couple of months we gave it a whirl.
She gained sixteen pounds on her ass and hips
From all of the candy that was passing her lips.
(Chorus)
Ran out one morning to the pizza place,
Susie was dying to stuff her face.
I drove like a nutcase for to get home fast
With a whole lotta pizza that wouldn't last.
(Chorus)
If you see her coming, better step away,
She's not in control of her belly's sway.
Her breasts are like rubber and her ass is sand
Her thighs are so thick she can barely stand.
(Chorus)
Just passing through. More about Felicia and Luanne is in the works.
Scx
Sixteen Pounds
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Another Song ripoff, wholly disrespectful to the original,
by Scx
Another Song ripoff, wholly disrespectful to the original,
Some people say a woman's oughtta be thin
But a good fat woman's much better than sin.
Breasts and belly and butt aren't wrong
Her legs are a-weak but her craving's strong.
Chorus:
She gained sixteen pounds and what did she get?
A great big belly and hungrier yet.
Little Susie keeps eating every day some more,
I spend all my money at the grocery store.
I went out one night and picked up a girl
For a couple of months we gave it a whirl.
She gained sixteen pounds on her ass and hips
From all of the candy that was passing her lips.
(Chorus)
Ran out one morning to the pizza place,
Susie was dying to stuff her face.
I drove like a nutcase for to get home fast
With a whole lotta pizza that wouldn't last.
(Chorus)
If you see her coming, better step away,
She's not in control of her belly's sway.
Her breasts are like rubber and her ass is sand
Her thighs are so thick she can barely stand.
(Chorus)
Just passing through. More about Felicia and Luanne is in the works.
Scx
