Maybe this was discussed earlier, but I couldn't find a thread on it. What do you think of the recent Subway advertising? I found them funny and quite interesting given my interests in weight gain.
It appears that Jared has gained some weight I guess, so now, Subway is shifting to some humorous ads with customers ordering flab at fast-food restaurants. Quite a spectacle for the feeders and feedees!
There is a TV ad in which a couple pulls up to a drive-through speaker.
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Drive-through intercom: Can I help you?
Husband: Yeah. Can I get love handles, double chin annnnnnd . . . some blubber.
Intercom: Do you want the double blubber?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: And I’ll have the same thing, but instead of the blubber, could I get some thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt?
Intercom: Please drive around.
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The radio version of this ad sometimes has the husband ordering a "spare tire" and the server asks if he wants "a medium, large or GI-normous spare tire." He selects the latter, of course. Who wouldn't? Another radio ad has the server offering the wife a regular size badonkadonk butt or the "ba-DONKaDONK butt" -- presumably the supersized version.
The TV Subway commercial now running shows a bathroom scales with bare feet on it, I think. The voiceover of a man ordering fast food -- a burger, large fries and chocolate milkshake. With each item, the weight showing on the scales dial bounces up 20 pounds -- 180 to 200, then to 220. At the shake order, the scale just starts spinning endlessly. Quite thrilling.
For a short version of the drive-thru TV ad on youtube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CNFurarCqIY
And if you don't know what a badonkadonk butt is, you need to check out Trace Atkins' music or the following link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badonkadonk
Of course, I always enjoyed the contrast of Jared promoting his lean sandwiches with the ads from chubby funnyman Jon Lovitz commanding us to "Eat Fresh" while a steamy cheese-smothered fattening 12-inch sub is displayed.
It appears that Jared has gained some weight I guess, so now, Subway is shifting to some humorous ads with customers ordering flab at fast-food restaurants. Quite a spectacle for the feeders and feedees!
There is a TV ad in which a couple pulls up to a drive-through speaker.
*************************************
Drive-through intercom: Can I help you?
Husband: Yeah. Can I get love handles, double chin annnnnnd . . . some blubber.
Intercom: Do you want the double blubber?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: And I’ll have the same thing, but instead of the blubber, could I get some thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt?
Intercom: Please drive around.
**********************
The radio version of this ad sometimes has the husband ordering a "spare tire" and the server asks if he wants "a medium, large or GI-normous spare tire." He selects the latter, of course. Who wouldn't? Another radio ad has the server offering the wife a regular size badonkadonk butt or the "ba-DONKaDONK butt" -- presumably the supersized version.
The TV Subway commercial now running shows a bathroom scales with bare feet on it, I think. The voiceover of a man ordering fast food -- a burger, large fries and chocolate milkshake. With each item, the weight showing on the scales dial bounces up 20 pounds -- 180 to 200, then to 220. At the shake order, the scale just starts spinning endlessly. Quite thrilling.
For a short version of the drive-thru TV ad on youtube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CNFurarCqIY
And if you don't know what a badonkadonk butt is, you need to check out Trace Atkins' music or the following link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badonkadonk
Of course, I always enjoyed the contrast of Jared promoting his lean sandwiches with the ads from chubby funnyman Jon Lovitz commanding us to "Eat Fresh" while a steamy cheese-smothered fattening 12-inch sub is displayed.
