Author's Note: I normally don't go for the midieval sort of WG tales, but I thought I'd try my hand at it in the form of an epic poem. I plan to shift the style and rythm as the story goes on.
I'm ashamed to say..there are very few
who know of Rell and the Girl that Grew.
A Princess, she was, and beautiful at that!
Until she was given the Curse of Fat
T'was her 18th Birthday and many had come
to celebrate and have much fun.
The banquet was crowded with people from afar.
They came to cheer for their glowing Star!
She sat in her throne, as thin as a blade.
For pleasurable food the King had forbade.
Over the center aisle a banner was hung.
The people dined and the people sung.
But amongst the crowd a shadow sneaked.
She wore a cloak and appeared very meek.
Then came the time for the Princess to recieve
gifts from her subjects but you wouldn't believe...
The Shadow took place at the Princess's side
and she threw off her cloak revealing her hyde.
Her skin was green and laden with warts.
Her eyes were dark as she leaned forth.
She whispered such words into the Princess's ear.
And here, I tell you what the Princess would hear:
"Your body is small and your form so frail!
Let me release you from your cosmetic jail!
Your tummy will bloat and your ass will grow wide!
Soon your size will be impossible to hide!
Grow fatter and fatter from the confines of clothes!
Grow fatter and fatter; let your gluttony show!
So with these words, Princess of Rell,
I bestow upon you a devious spell!"
The Princess screamed! "Guards!" she called.
They approached the stage but were quickly stalled.
The Shadow produced a dagger of sorts.
She rammed it into her own heart and stopped her life short!
She fell to the ground, her form so meek.
She coughed up blood and began to speak:
"Now, you will grow Princess of Rell!
For I am the only one that can undo the spell!"
Her eyelids fell as did her head.
And before all had settled, the Shadow was dead.
A single tear fell from the Princess's eye.
She was doomed to grow huge because the witch had died.
And just as all had fallen into the dark,
from amongst the crowd someone shouted: "Hark!"
One of the guests, a dangerous Pirate Queen,
approached the stage demanding to be seen.
Her waist was wide, and her thighs were thick.
Her hair was short and her tongue was slick.
"The witch may be dead," she began to tell.
"But that doesn't mean the end for the Princess of Rell!
I know of a land," The Pirate Queen said.
"Where one can learn Secrets of the Dead!
There we shall find the Ghost of this witch!
So she may lift the curse, that heartless bitch!"
And suddenly, from amongst the guests,
a thin, elven woman approached the Princess.
Her voice was soft as her words flowed forth
"I, too, know of this ungodly door.
The fallen reside behind the Dark Gate.
It is here for their judgement, they wait.
If we are quick and if we make haste,
we can reach the Witch Ghost and speak face-to-face!"
"I will go, too," said the Princess of Rell.
She stood from her throne and began to swell...
(Continued in post 3 of this thread)
The Lady of Rell: The Girl That Grew
by Coyote Wild
by Coyote Wild
I'm ashamed to say..there are very few
who know of Rell and the Girl that Grew.
A Princess, she was, and beautiful at that!
Until she was given the Curse of Fat
T'was her 18th Birthday and many had come
to celebrate and have much fun.
The banquet was crowded with people from afar.
They came to cheer for their glowing Star!
She sat in her throne, as thin as a blade.
For pleasurable food the King had forbade.
Over the center aisle a banner was hung.
The people dined and the people sung.
But amongst the crowd a shadow sneaked.
She wore a cloak and appeared very meek.
Then came the time for the Princess to recieve
gifts from her subjects but you wouldn't believe...
The Shadow took place at the Princess's side
and she threw off her cloak revealing her hyde.
Her skin was green and laden with warts.
Her eyes were dark as she leaned forth.
She whispered such words into the Princess's ear.
And here, I tell you what the Princess would hear:
"Your body is small and your form so frail!
Let me release you from your cosmetic jail!
Your tummy will bloat and your ass will grow wide!
Soon your size will be impossible to hide!
Grow fatter and fatter from the confines of clothes!
Grow fatter and fatter; let your gluttony show!
So with these words, Princess of Rell,
I bestow upon you a devious spell!"
The Princess screamed! "Guards!" she called.
They approached the stage but were quickly stalled.
The Shadow produced a dagger of sorts.
She rammed it into her own heart and stopped her life short!
She fell to the ground, her form so meek.
She coughed up blood and began to speak:
"Now, you will grow Princess of Rell!
For I am the only one that can undo the spell!"
Her eyelids fell as did her head.
And before all had settled, the Shadow was dead.
A single tear fell from the Princess's eye.
She was doomed to grow huge because the witch had died.
And just as all had fallen into the dark,
from amongst the crowd someone shouted: "Hark!"
One of the guests, a dangerous Pirate Queen,
approached the stage demanding to be seen.
Her waist was wide, and her thighs were thick.
Her hair was short and her tongue was slick.
"The witch may be dead," she began to tell.
"But that doesn't mean the end for the Princess of Rell!
I know of a land," The Pirate Queen said.
"Where one can learn Secrets of the Dead!
There we shall find the Ghost of this witch!
So she may lift the curse, that heartless bitch!"
And suddenly, from amongst the guests,
a thin, elven woman approached the Princess.
Her voice was soft as her words flowed forth
"I, too, know of this ungodly door.
The fallen reside behind the Dark Gate.
It is here for their judgement, they wait.
If we are quick and if we make haste,
we can reach the Witch Ghost and speak face-to-face!"
"I will go, too," said the Princess of Rell.
She stood from her throne and began to swell...
(Continued in post 3 of this thread)
