So the commercials starts out with this toaster oven glowing bright red with heat telling his sandwich artist/sex slave Scott to "do something for me" in a sultry male voice. Scott, no doubt reeking of shame (or maybe the aroma of toasted parmesan chicken) informs the dominatrix sandwich machine that he will not because last time he did it, "that burned". The toaster makes a point of letting Scott know they both enjoyed that experience. Scott looks suspiciously around the kitchen, no doubt wanting any one to eavesdrop on his Cuisinart-lust. The toaster just lets him know that he wanted to introduce his new succulent meaty sandwiches. It informs Scott, "I want you to make one Scott, stick it in me!". The commercial then ends with the deviant oven coaxing Scott to proclaim the low, low prices in as sexy a voice that Scott can muster.
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