"Valentine Kisses"
By Zonker
Kisses are quite sweet
delivered by a lover
who knows what you think.
Yet sweeter Kisses
which will plumpen your belly
come from Hershey's Inc.
Love your chocolate
and all that it delivers.
Self-righteous, be not.
Those bodies rounded
with Valentine's chocolate,
are chubby and hot.
With lover's kisses,
feast in lustful gluttony,
your desires indulge.
And from Hershey's
twenty-five calories each,
eat Kisses and bulge.
So, into the trash,
the flowers, the greeting cards,
cherubs, you may dump.
But devour Kisses
and all chocolates. Indeed,
grow pleasingly plump.
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I posted this last year at an interesting LJ community for folks who like to write pseudo-haikus. Just a bit of writing fun for those who love words. Give it a try if you like. Remember, the traditional haiku, three lines with five, then seven, then five syllables in the lines. Have a great weekend all.
By Zonker
Kisses are quite sweet
delivered by a lover
who knows what you think.
Yet sweeter Kisses
which will plumpen your belly
come from Hershey's Inc.
Love your chocolate
and all that it delivers.
Self-righteous, be not.
Those bodies rounded
with Valentine's chocolate,
are chubby and hot.
With lover's kisses,
feast in lustful gluttony,
your desires indulge.
And from Hershey's
twenty-five calories each,
eat Kisses and bulge.
So, into the trash,
the flowers, the greeting cards,
cherubs, you may dump.
But devour Kisses
and all chocolates. Indeed,
grow pleasingly plump.
******
I posted this last year at an interesting LJ community for folks who like to write pseudo-haikus. Just a bit of writing fun for those who love words. Give it a try if you like. Remember, the traditional haiku, three lines with five, then seven, then five syllables in the lines. Have a great weekend all.
