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Cranky old geezers around the world felt a sense of affirmation on Thursday, as a couple was spied having sex on the queen's lawn.

Couple Has Sex On Queen's Lawn
Pair Allegedly Fornicated In Front Of Tourists; Unknown If Queen Was At Home

(CBS) Hoping to catch a glimpse of royalty, tourists at England's Windsor Castle Thursday saw something akin to a skin flick.

A couple was caught having sex on the Queen's lawn, much to the amazement of guests at a hotel overlooking the castle.

"People were shouting things like 'what are you doing?' but the couple didn't seem to care at all. It was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time, considering the location," an employee at the Harte and Garter Hotel told The Guardian.

One witness said the couple continued their romantic dalliance even after police intervened.

According to the Associated Press, the Queen was home, but her office has declined comment.


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It's entirely possible that I'm just far too easily amused, but this story pretty much cracks me up.
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